05-22-2019, 10:17 AM
(05-22-2019, 09:52 AM)victorianflorist Wrote: Turn on the shower, hot as it goes
You turn on the shower. It's a lever looking thing that you twist either way for hot or cold, so you turn it all they way to hot. And boy, is it hot. The room is filling with steam and you cant get at the lever to turn the shower off now on account of the scolding hot water showering down in front of it.
(05-22-2019, 08:43 AM)skinstealer Wrote: smash that mirror, fuck the mirror
You turn around and take your hatred of yourself out on the now clouded mirror. How dare it bare witness to you doing something dumb. How dare it be locked. How dare it show you who you really are, a dumbass. You'll show it. You punch the mirror square in its smug face. Shattering it in the process and blowing the lock apart. Not a terribly good lock nor cabinet apparently. As shards of mirrored glass fall into the sink and around your feet you realize your grave error in judgement, there are red flecks forming in the sink. Raising your hand in front of your face you see blood, a lot of it, you've cut a large portion through the base of index finger and have minor cuts on the others. There's a small piece of mirror wedged in the knuckle between your pinkie and ring finger. The pain registers for you now, and you shout "AAAAAAAAURGh" to the high heavens above.
The cabinet door slowly opens itself, momentum from the force of your mighty punch. Within the cabinet is a small bottle of whiskey and a box labelled "sleep eezee™" "What is this, a medicine cabinet or a minibar" you think to yourself.
You should really do something about this injury and quickly. What will you do?