Spiral: Here goes nothing.
Spiral: Drank a bottle of BBQ Sauce on a dare. Was one of those local brands that gets marketed to tourists for having a distinct kick. Didn’t even tear up.
Spiral: Got into a fight with a spooky tree once. Was scary at first but ended up not being too hard to deal with in the end.
Spiral: I’m a huge fan of roller coasters. Especially those loop de loop ones, with names like The Twister or the DEATHSPIRAL. Kinda what inspired my name, actually.
Steady: Tricky, considering I don’t got that much clue yet...
Cabinetta: I would like to take a good crack first...
Spiral: Go ahead.
Cabinetta: For you Steady… I think the skeleton.
Steady: Oh?
Cabinetta: No lips!
Steady: I mean you don’t need lips if you brave enough…
Cabinetta: Fair enough, And Spiral…. the sauce.
Cabinetta: You seem too polite to be that wasteful…
Oh.
Steady: Interesting calls. I’m gonna say… hmm.
Steady: I’m sorry, the whole never been on a date thing feels fake as hell. Not possible…
Steady: And I’ve never heard of a ghost tree before, sounds fake too.
Spiral: You’d think.
Spiral: Alright, my turn.
Spiral: I’m gonna say the horror movie thing is fake.
Spiral: And…. I’m gonna second the date thing. Waaaaay too cute.
You sneak in a good wink.
Cabinetta: Aww…. well. I mean…
Cabinetta: Shall we reveal the truth?
Steady: Yep. So….
Steady: Cabinetta called that. Had a part time deal with a baseball team on the side with permission from the lab and I’ve legit never sat through a whole horror film.
Cabinetta: I was close to picking the horror film to be fair…
Spiral: I’m surprised…
Steady: Yep. Either it’s bad so I don’t finish, or it’s too scary so I chicken out…
Steady: Once went with a friend I had a crush on, was very spooked and disappointed they never tried to hold my hand or hug me or anything.
Cabinetta: …Was it a date?
Steady: Sort of? I mean you take someone to see a horror film so you can have them cling to you when they’re scared right? I got ignored when I tried to go for the arm cling….
Cabinetta: Ah…
Steady: Anyway I bailed in the third act, too much. They were cool about it though, we had ice cream after.
Spiral: I could go for some myself now that you mentioned it…
Spiral: Honestly though I want to meet someone special enough to help me finish one...
Cabinetta: Aww....
Spiral: That's sweet...
Cabinetta: On a related note…. So dating. Big confession..
Steady: No.
Spiral: Yeah no. You’re not about to say it.
Cabinetta: Is it really that big a shock…?
You and Steady manage a simultaneous “YES.”
Spiral: Can’t see it, adorable.
Steady: Yeah, really sweet too. And you’re like, a immortal vampire.
Cabinetta: Think that last bit intimidates people…
Spiral: Nah, it’s part of the charm I think.
Steady: Yeah, makes you feel… fancy. But like, a fun kind of fancy.
Steady: Also hot if you're into the whole bitey thing.
Spiral: Are you?
Steady: Never tried, I'm a big chicken.
Steady: And no offense but both of ya'll got some scary teeth. Cute but... you know. Murdery.
Steady: No homo.
Steady: Unless....
Steady: Fiddle is into that though so you could totally bully.
Cabinetta: Hehe... I'll consider.
Cabinetta: I do ponder something..
Cabinetta: About that um… your job?
Spiral: Yeah, I wanna hear about the baseball thing!
Spiral: What’s the deal?
Steady: Job is all about research and scanning right?
Steady: A lot to research from a bunch of pro athletes. Also got dunked in sports drink after a few times. Still got the uniform actually, think I look good it it personally.
Steady: Anyway, had a related job at the time and my swing happened to catch the eye of a team.
Steady: We did pretty good, had a solid run that year overall.
Steady: If you want to know the trick to a good homerun I’ll gladly show ya’ll…
Cabinetta: Maybe… not a good place for baseball around so we’d have to travel out some. Deserts and such.
Steady: Sounds fun. Anyway, Spiral’s turn.
Spiral: Rollercoasters. Can't.
Steady: Realy? I mean I can kinda see it. I get squeamish on them too…
Cabinetta: Mm… I could never.
Spiral: They’re scary! Usually just sit on a bench and read when friends want to go on one of these.
Cabinetta: I’d gladly join you.
Steady: Same here, start a book club for weenies.
Spiral: Heh… Weenie solidity.
Steady: Wait so… ghost trees are real?
Cabinetta: Very much so.
Spiral: Yeah, they’re pretty messed up.
Cabinetta: Kind of pretty though.
Spiral: Yeah, they got really nice colors in the fall.
Cabinetta: They make awful sounds at night though.
Steady: I hate that. You gotta take me to see one sometime.
Cabinetta: Gladly.
Steady: So….
Steady: One more round?
Cabinetta: Mmm! It's fun!
Spiral: Sure, bring it.
Steady: Alright um…
Steady: Went to prison at 16.
Steady: Had a short lived run owning a restaurant.
Steady: Had a romantic relationship with a god.
Cabinetta: Okay…
Cabinetta: I did a photoshoot for a fashion Magazine…
Cabinetta: I used to do acting in movies…
Cabinetta: I once had a crush on a vampire hunter…
Steady: You’re up.