05-09-2023, 01:32 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-09-2023, 01:39 AM by skinstealer.)
+1 NEW TCP
Simon's Log
Day 9
Day 9
I think I cursed us. I think I caused an honest to god curse saying that there could be someone down here. I'd honestly take a monster over the guy we got saddled with now. Mist seems to like them for some reason, but I cannot stand hearing them talk.
They say their name is Shrump Boondoggle, which is probably the most ridiculous name I've ever heard. Not only that, but they're a lawyer- as if they could even reach a witness stand! They're shorter than me, which means that Mist could probably eat them in one gulp if she wanted to. But no! No, they're going around riding on her shoulder. Within biting range!
They have to be out of their fucking mind. The sooner we can ditch them, the better. I don't even want to look at their weird fleshy face anymore.
They say their name is Shrump Boondoggle, which is probably the most ridiculous name I've ever heard. Not only that, but they're a lawyer- as if they could even reach a witness stand! They're shorter than me, which means that Mist could probably eat them in one gulp if she wanted to. But no! No, they're going around riding on her shoulder. Within biting range!
They have to be out of their fucking mind. The sooner we can ditch them, the better. I don't even want to look at their weird fleshy face anymore.
There is a new character available. Their name is Shrump Boondoggle, and they are a tempura/pulley/wine glass hybrid with an inverted condition and major size anomaly.