[GAME] ROLL TO DODGEMCARS

[Lucy]

Simple game, this is a roll to dodge. 3-6 people enter, one person leaves. Every turn players will submit an action, which i will then write out the results of according to a dice roll. 1 being a critical failure from which you will likely not survive, 5 being a total success, and 6 being a complete overshoot from which you will likely not survive. We have fun here.
Actions will be processed in the order they are posted. First come first served.

To enter simply make a character. You can be as brief or as elaborate as you want, all I strictly need is a name and a short physical description of them.

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HELLO FINE FOLKS, it's me, youre lovely inter dimensional demonic being and generally suave host.

SLIDESHOWS ROB.

I WILL BE NEEDING SIX, thats right folks, SIX (or three) WONDERFUL wonderful entrants today, to compete, for glory and theiur fucking lives. Lets dodge some cars.

[skinstealer]

i am EXHAUST, a fiendish roadkill/clay slime type TCP. i come in at a whopping 9 inches tall and am made of buttery clay slime. i can slap people and make ghost vehicles hit them and their body turns to clay slime where it hits. i am also made of the tortured souls of those seeking vehicular vengeance. i move like gumby and i am here to dodge cars.

[crime gardevoir]

jeff

[knux400]

Roll, huh?


Sign me the FUCK UP

[Blue_Fox]

Snowflake
fanmade obsidian type tcp i made 20 billion years ago
lemme in

[King-Clod]

A little bike type, smaller than usual, rolls up, with a voice like a card clicking against spokes intermixed with a bike horn.

"I'm Chamomile! And I'm gonna WIN this thing! If you're scared, feel free to hitch a ride!!! The bike lanes back home aren't great, so I'm very good at dodging cars!"

[AceOfNothing]

Ffej 
Ffej looking at all the misbehaving small cats