[FORUM GAME] TCP who Taxonomy Thread

[Ignispark]

[WANDERING_MEANDER]:

Hey there, to play this game just post one or more descriptions in this format:

'TCP who buys complex size candles as a bonfire.'
'Accountant TCP who deals with big tax fraud.'
'Rock Type stuck in a soup bowl.'
'Lawyer Type who breaks the law'
'TCP that believes that cubes aren't real.'

or anything of the sort. Only rule is that it has to be a tcp.

Bonus points if its somehow related or inspired by an above post.

[skinstealer]

[DIGITAL_HORROR]:

how about...

dragon type who saves a princess!

[Ignispark]

[WANDERING_MEANDER]:

Princess type who saves a dragon.