BESTIARY QUEST [name pending]

[skinstealer]

Right...you remember it now. It had thick legs and a carapaced body, a tail complete with thagomizer, a massive horn, five eyes...oh, and tusks too. You can't help but feel a bit of a rush as you write this report down- this was your discovery, after all! Hell, maybe you'd even get to name it by the end-

And then your gaze falls upon the next, extremely strange series of questions. The early ones were easy, but now...now you'd need to remember your training.

4) What was the creature made out of, and what was its outer texture/pattern? If you cannot identify the exact substance, traits will be suitable.

Right...creatures around here could be composed of anything, and have any texture...they didn't have to make logical sense, not like most Earth creatures.

5) What element would you associate the creature with?

Elements were never your strong suit in the Academy, mainly due to there being so damn many of them. If there was a noun, there was an element for it.

6) What attribute would you associate the creature with?

Attributes were even worse- you half think that the people running this thing must be screwing with you, because "any adjective" feels like a really convoluted way to classify creatures.

7) What music were you listening to when encountering this creature, if any?

Music was required for watching creatures, but...this just feels ridiculous now. How could this be relevant?

Well, time to answer these questions.