ALL MY HATS ARE GONE

[Lucy]

What kind of hats?

HAT

Anything can be a hat if you know how to fold well. Do you have paper? I can give you a short tutorial on how to make a paper hat. If you don't think you have enough time for that just put something on your head. Anything.

YOU SOUND VERY KNOWLEDGABLE ON THE TOPIC OF HATS HOWEVER IN THIS ROOM THERE IS NAUGHT BUT A CHAIR BOLTED TO THE FLOOR, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY WOULD MAKE IT PART OF THE HOUSE, AND BEING UNDER IT WOULD MAKE THE HOUSE A LARGE ONESIE AND NOT A HAT.

have you checked under your chair

Oh no i hadn't thank you.

THERES A FUCKING SPIDER POINTING AT ME WITH A TINY HAT AND SCREAMING "NO HAT NO HAT NO HAT NO HAT" OVER AND OVER OH NO THEY'RE DEFINITELY GONNA GET ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA