each of the TCPs listed here is 35 USD. i will be making graphics eventually, but i'm procrastinating enough right now. each TCP is 35 USD, and you can post either here or on Discord to claim. you can purchase however many you like- There Will Be More- and gifts are allowed.

each TCP will have an individual image, ability, and flavor text, with a description for each underneath for screen reader purposes.  thank you to astariaisagoner, cheet, and aceofnothing for the description help!

funded by Aceofnothing! thank you to astariaisagoner and ace (again) for image descriptions!


...sorry a bunch of these need spoilers on their abilities. we got some weirdos this batch.




[image description: a bioluminescence/facebank type TCP hybrid. this TCP has a normal amount of arms and legs but has three eyes on each side of its face. sprouting from its head and back are stems that glow at the ends. on its body are markings in the shapes of lines and circles, with a heart in the center of its chest. in between these markings are specks of bioluminescence. its color palette is red, yellow, and orange.]
Bioluminescence/Facebank

this TCP can store coins inside its body, with its body gaining more and more glow with the amount of currency inside.

"wanna guess how many coins i've got? you could win a prize!"



[image description: a bioluminescence/pincushion type TCP hybrid. this TCP's body is stuck together with pins. its head and body are two pincushions, attached with a thin neck-like pin. its arms and legs are thin and pointy, with beads at the ends. sticking from its back and head are more of the same pins. its six eyes (three of either side of the head) are beady as well, like said pins are pushed all the way in. its patterning looks like glitter splayed across its body and head. its color palette is grayish blue, dark blue, light blue, and pink.]
Bioluminescence/Pincushion


this TCP can transform things into pincushions at the cost of health, with pins placed inside of them causing glowing effects on the fabric they hold together.

"it's a helpful visual guide...pretty when finished, as well."




[image description: a bioluminescence/musical actor type TCP hybrid. this TCP has no arms and two legs. from where its arms would be, sprouts two bioluminescent stems. it's is sculpted with a snout. it has three eyes, one on either side of its head and an afro for hair. it's body is adorned with clothes that have specks of bioluminescence on them. it's color palette is grey, orange, greyish blue, and light tan.]
Bioluminescence/Musical Actor

this TCP can cause those around it to burst into musical whimsy, with the world gaining a distinct glow as the chaos progresses.


"dazzling! utterly dazzling!"















[image description: a whalefall/amber type TCP hybrid. this tcp is short, its whale-like features melting away like it has been left in the hot sun. its chest opens up to reveal its ribcage, and a blue, spotted starfish in the middle. its color palette is off white, orange, brown, and blue.]
Whalefall/Amber

parts of this TCP's body can be consumed for health, though those who partake find themselves encased in amber the following day. the TCP's body does not grow back, leaving a (still living) skeleton behind.

"take a bite."



[image description: whalefall/pincushion type TCP hybrid. this TCP has whale like features, with needles with beads at the end for arms and legs. it's tail is a bit different, as it's bead looks like a whale tail with a cross stitched bow at the end. its little ears also have bows. it's ribcage is exposed, but instead of traditional ribs, it has little needles with beads at the end for ribs. the other all build of this tcp is hand-made looking. it's color palette is desaturated yellow, purple, and light purple.]
Whalefall/Pincushion

while not appetizing, the stuffing in this TCP's body can be consumed for health, though those who do will find pins growing out of their body the next day- they can be safely (albeit painfully) removed, however. the stuffing does not grow back, leaving a (living) pin and fabric skeleton behind.

"it's just a little prick."



[image description: a whalefall/musical actor type TCP hybrid. this tcp has two legs, a whale tail, and no arms. it's body is covered in clothes, with a suit-like collar around its neck. it has little nubs for ears, and curly hair. it has multiple pieces of its body missing, including what resembles a bite mark on its left ankle, and a hole on its right leg. near the tip of its tail is a sizeable hole, which looks to have exposed part of insides of this TCP. it's left tail tip is also missing. overall, this tcp is very colorful. colors include blue, yellow, green, dark blue, and white.]
Whalefall/Musical Actor

parts of this TCP's body can be consumed for health, though doing so will immediately cause the consumer to burst into song and dance. the TCP's body does not grow back, leaving a (still living) skeleton behind.

"dinner AND a show!"



[image description: An amber/jersey devil tcp hybrid. It has a larger, stocky body, with seemingly no neck leading up to its skull head. It's skull is based on a dunkleosteus, made of 3 thick sections in a grayish color, with two dark blue eyes. It has two small, sharp ears curved towards the front of the head like shark fins. It's arms are long and end in 4 dark blue claws, while it's legs are stocky and end in 2 claws. On it's back is a whale tail the same color as the body and and 4 bug like wing sections the same color as the skull. In the center of it's chest is a dark yellowish shell. It's color pallete is blue, gray, and yellow.]
Jersey Devil/Amber

this TCP can emit a high-pitched shriek that seals any living thing around them in amber.

"don't make me do it."


[image description: A facebank/jersey devil hybrid. It is a shorter cat with a large middle section. It's head is mostly comprised of a skull mask missing the bottom jaw, it has short triangular ears that point out the top slightly curved towards eachother. The skull features prominent cheeks, and the mouth ends in a heart shape. The arms and legs are fairly average, the arms ending in 3 claws and the legs ending in 2. The tail and wings are both classic devil shapes, including a spaded end. The cat is almost all red, with the skull and claws being a pinkish gray, and the wings, irises, and inner mouth being yellow.]
Jersey Devil/Facebank

this TCP can emit a high-pitched shriek that unnerves and frightens others, and can only be silenced with gifts of coins.

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