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Work Stories - AceOfNothing - 12-16-2020

Please feel free to add your own stories, but I work retail. I have... many *interesting* stories about customers.

Gonna start off with last year, guy starts complaining cause Feliz Navidad is playing.
" They shouldn't play this its not a Christmas song."
Dread washes over me, but I stop facing and turn to him "but sir, it is a Christmas song."
He answers, not missing a beat. "No its not. It doesn't even say Merry Christmas."
I have to think about that one, process it. Let it set in. Then I, stupidly, respond "it.. it has English lyrics as well sir."
And again, he doesn't falter, "No. They play two separate songs at the same time to confuse you."
I am defeated. I will not win this one. I just say "okay" and walk away.


Anyway, feel free to post your work stories!