Hello fellow Earthans and curious onlookers! Today I've launched a site to collect information about the mysterious alien planet of 'Earth'. Also known as Dirt, Marble(blue), and Terrain, this world hosts many wonders unknown to Morbit. Some may call me a fool for believing in such a thing, call it a hoax or a 'conspiracy theory' but folks, I tell it how it is. Earth is real, and I'm here to document it.

Hello again Earthans! Today we'll be looking at what the stars look like in Earth's night sky, and it's place in the universe. before I begin I'd like to let you know that comments have been enabled. I'll make sure to reply to anything you have to ask. Ok, moving on to the fun stuff!

Earth is a lot like Morbit in the cosmic scale. It has one moon named 'moon' and a bunch of artificial satellites set up by earthians for scientific and Telecommunication reasons. It is the third planet from it's sun, named 'sun' and has an orbital period roughly the same as Morbit.

The planet orbiting closest to the sun is called 'Love' and is really hot and is made mostly of gas. Unknown amount of satellites.

The second planet in the system is called 'Hg' It is a barren wasteland. a rock without atmosphere. No satellites.

The fourth planet is called 'Martian' It is a predominantly red planet with a breathable atmosphere and few living things except for small little green bipeds. the natives have destroyed every probe to have reached the surface of Martian. It is believed that Earth will go to war with martian within the next few hundred years. Two satellites, 'Phoebe' and 'Denie'.

The fifth planet is called 'Red Spot' after the never ending storm that is visible in this gas giant's atmosphere. 56 satellites, some with oceans, some where it rains diamonds, but I don't have any info on them specifically.

The sixth planet is named 'Saturday Night'. A gas giant again, with stunning rings of ice that surround the planet like some kind of mad gyroscope. there are nine rings that each orbit the planet at a different angle. There is a popular Earth TV series about this planet called Saturday Night Live, which is a constant livestream from an earth Probe orbiting, with commentary from astronomers and celebrity guest stars. too many satellites to count. 

The seventh Planet's name is unknown so far, any source I find is always a troll. It's always something vulgar and insulting, like a bad 'yo mamma' joke. It is a gas giant with a set of rings not to dissimilar from Saturday Night. It's orbit is irregular and sometimes crosses with the eighth planet, swapping which one is closer to the sun. Uncountable Satellites again.

The Eighth planet is called Trident and is an ocean world without intelligent life. Unknown amount of satellites.

The ninth and final planet of the system is called Pluto. I've actually got a picture for this one. It's a cold rock far from the sun, but it has a heart to it.

To wrap this feature up let's talk about the galaxy Earth resides in. It's called The River of Milk and contains approximately 14 billion stars. Who knows, maybe our sun is one of them?

First of all, apologies on the state of the site. Next week I should have someone to look at the webcode and figure out how to make it all work. Thanks to peppermint_sucks,_fite_me for pointing this out. 

It's hard to understand earth without understanding humans. they are the sole sapient species left on earth. once there were more. 'Mermaids', 'Trolls', 'Hobbits', and 'Velociraptors' are all examples of extinct species, but throughout Earth's history, only Humans survived.

Humans were created by the god Mother Earth on the continent of Africa close to 100,000-500,000 years ago. They are bipedal nearly hairless mammals with a head of hair as the only true furred part of their body, the rest is covered with various amounts of hair depending on the human and the morph. They lack a tail and have plantigrade feet. Provided below is an artists rendition of a human being

Humans appear to have various regional variants that have adapted on their own to various climates, mainly changing the color of their skin. It's hard to figure out the distinction in these variants so I'm sticking strictly with morphs.

The first morph I'd like to cover is one of the oldest besides the base morph. Created by the late god Gaigax, the elf morph is noted for sharp symmetrical features, hairless skin save their heads, their height, pointed ears, and eyesight. Artist's rendition bellow

The next morph is a fairly recent one. 'Cat Girls' were made by the god Hatsune Miku, this morph resides almost exclusively in the Japan zone. Cat ears replace the base morph's rounded ears and a cat tail is present despite there being no tail in any other morph. Fur colors can be any color of the rainbow. Artist depiction bellow.

The final morph I'll be covering today is called the 'blue men group'. made by the god deadmau5 in an attempt to make a musically inclined human morph, these are a rare morph that may die out. Notable features include blue skin, pointed or no ears, and thin frame. rare photo below.

Other morphs have little information to go off of, so I'm not including them for fear of getting info wrong. If you have any questions or concerns, as always feel free to leave a comment. I recently learned an earth goodbye so I'll sign off my posts with it from now on. Smell ya later Earthans!